William describes his barroom brawl with Mom's desk chair

So the chair comes at me, and I threw a right hook, like this...


But then I kind of fell over - I tried to catch myself with my hand, like this...

But it didn't work and so I bonked my cheek on the side of the chair leg, which made me very sad. See the bruise on my cheek?


Luckily, I got lots of attention... and felt better pretty soon.